Britney, Britney, Britney
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Be crazy.
Shave your head.
Endanger your baby.
Act the foo.
But don't be ten pounds overweight. Apparently, America just can't handle another Dove model campaign.
(Personally, we like 'em crazy with humps.) -d2
P.S. Remember kids. Every time you talk about her, ten non-celebrity journalists get laid off.
































