The past few months have seen the otherwise placid
SF Weekly offices snickering over a crime wave that has struck the refrigerator. A series of pernicious thefts has incited accusations of selfishness, threats of punishment, and tirades about how it feels to discover your ice cream gone just when you needed it.
But today's crime? Today's crime takes the, um. Today we arrived at work to discover that a quarter of a bag of Newman-O's had been violated: the filling scraped or licked off, the cookies returned to the bag. Where is the justice? Where is the decency? Where is the all-staff e-mail?
Send all anonymous tips regarding the theft to @sfoodie.