Guy Fieri's New Coffee Flavor Descriptions Are Pure Poetry

Categories: Coffee, LOLS

Self-proclaimed Mayor of Flavortown Guy Fieri has just announced a new line of coffee flavors, and boy they sound ... pretty disgusting, to be honest. But their descriptions, spotted by Paolo at Inside Scoop, are amazing. Some day soon, if you have a Keurig-compatible coffee maker, you will be able to enjoy eight flavors of F-Cups (as I imagine Fieri calls K-Cups). But for now, and for forever, you can enjoy the oh-so-Guy descriptors of the mostly saccharine flavors.

Bananas Foster: Sweet banana, caramelized sugar and cinnamon flavors -- brings me back to my days as a flambé captain!
Caramel Apple Bread Pudding: All the flavor from my righteous Caramel Apple Bread Pudding stuffed into your mug.
Chocolate Mint: The rich and creamy taste of chocolate and cool, fresh mint is perfect any time of year.
Guy's American Diner Blend: One thing you know about a diner is that they've got a great cup o' here you go!
Hazelnut Cinnamon Roll: Toasted hazelnut and big cinnamon flavors make this brew dessert in a mug.
Hot Fudge Brownie: My chocolate on chocolate Hot Fudge Brownie coffee comes to you straight from Flavortown!
Redwood Roast: Big, bold and strong like the mighty redwoods, this French roast will get your enginestarted.
Unleaded Decaf: Full of rich medium roast flavor, just packin' a little less horsepower.

[via ISSP]

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Those all sound like shit.

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