Outside Lands Scavenger Hunt: Things You Will See at the Festival This Weekend

Categories: Food Fests

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Didn't make our list, but should have: Large group of people wearing free, corporate-branded sunglasses.
Food and music are only part of the spectacle at Outside Lands. As regular festival-goers well know, watching the people who show up -- in costumes, facepaint, and their birthday suits -- can be just as fun. So to accompany your crowd-gazing at this weekend's Outside Lands festivities, we've put together an amusing little scavenger hunt. Cross these items off as you see them, send us photographic proof, and you will win a special prize*. Or, simply chuckle to yourself as you inevitably come across the following:

__ Shivering people in ludicrously skimpy clothing (5)

__ Hula-hoopers (3)

__ Musicians complaining about being cold while performing (2)

__ Pot-smoking within 10 feet of a cop

__ Bubble-blowers

__ Frottage (Google it)

__ Someone you had a one-night stand with

__ Person surreptitiously pouring smuggled booze into non-alcoholic drinks

__ Person using tree as dancefloor/swing set/monkey bars/seat (2)

__ Person loudly proclaiming that Paul McCartney isn't that good

__ Elaborate glass marijuana smoking devices

__ Dude who smuggled in full-size bottle of liquor, incredibly

__ Group of twentysomethings obviously on Molly (note any hugging/fondling/rubbing)

__ Sign/T-shirt offering free hugs

__ Couple that really needs to get a room

__ Spontaneous acrobatics

__ Drunk crying before 3 p.m.

__ Famous performer walking through crowd, bewildered

__ Facepainted people (5)

__ Person peeing in plain view

__ Your boss, drunk


* Special prize: one free book from the SF Weekly slush pile, plus a handful of old popcorn.





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jeanisdead
jeanisdead

D'Angelo canceled, so this scavenger hunt is likely uncompleteable.

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