Chocolate Salami, Dairy Pushes Aspartame, and Justin Timberlake Brings it on Down to Veganville
- Clearly the biggest story of the week is Justin Timberlake and his Veganville performance on SNL. Really, I should just post this and call it a day because it's all anyone is talking about. Have a look:
Yeah, it's pretty good. And dang, he's cute. Sigh. But I will not end here! We will soldier on into the vegan news!
- Sports fans: NBA player Glen Davis has adopted a vegan diet. Touchdown!
- We have even more reason to celebrate Meatless Monday today because L.A. public school cafeterias will now be completely meatless every Monday! I'm not even kidding.
- OK, OK, that's cool, but I've got another reason for you to celebrate! The E.U.'s ban on cosmetics with animal-tested ingredients goes into effect today! Hurrah! What's that smell? PROGRESS.
- In WTF news, the dairy industry wants it to be easier to put aspartame in milk and push it on kids. Grody.
- Alright I've got one final act for you. Now guys, seriously, prepare yourselves for what you are about to see: CHOCOLATE MOTHER-LOVING SALAMI! I never even thought of this but clearly I've been a fool. This is genius. Sweet, sweet vegan genius.
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