Watch a Professional Eater Down a Pizza in Less Than a Minute
Bet your Super Bowl party didn't have a professional eater in attendance, like this bro party that paid Guinness World Record holder Takeru Kobeyashi a hefty appearance fee to hang out and eat a pizza (cheese, from the looks of it) in less than a minute. He succeeds like a champ, and was paid $3,250 for his trouble, according to Deadspin. Just another day in the glamorous life of someone on the professional eating circuit.
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While it is alarming to watch a human put away that much cheese and bread in less than sixty seconds, it also, perversely, makes us want a cheese pizza.
Anyway, happy Tuesday morning. Now go out and get in line for your Super Bowl loser pudding.