Hostess: Remembering Forgotten Products and How to Cope With The Loss in the Bay Area
Hostess is in the process of immediate liquidation, and it's not just cleansing from scarfing down cream-filled cakes for 82 years. It's done done and it's a heartbreaking story for the over 18,000 workers nationwide who are now out of a job right before the holidays, including employees at an Oakland-based bakery. It's also a sad blow to the inner children living inside of adults everywhere.
Tamara Palmer We'll miss you, Zingers.
Twinkies seem to be getting all of the shine, all of the column and waistline inches. When shopping at a San Francisco Walgreens just minutes ago, the Hostess shelves were already stripped of the golden sponges -- and almost everything else, too. All that was left were a few fruit pies, a dented duo of Sno Balls (those atomically pink coconut and vaguely chocolate cakes that no one will miss), and a pack of vanilla Zingers, forever the unknown runner-up to Twinkies' Miss America podium.
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Hurry up, because the devil's food chocolate ones are already going for $34.99 on Amazon. And if you find some Tiger Tails (raspberry striped coconut Twinkies), put those straight up on eBay, like some have already done with cases of Twinkies.
Tamara Palmer The Hostess shelves at a San Francisco Walgreens, moments before we cleaned it out.
If you think you'll really miss these "snack classics" (as they're called on the packages) before the names get licensed out and the recipes likely altered, take solace in the knowledge that there are some local takes on Hostess treats that are healthier and tastier products. The sweet case at the two locations of Market & Rye in San Francisco always contain some sort of homemade Twinkies remix, like root beer or devil's food or Irish coffee; they're fatter and denser and way more flavorful than the original. In Berkeley, Bette's Oceanview Diner offers an ingenious mashup of Twinkies and the chocolate cupcakes with a Twinkies-shaped but cupcake-frosted and cream-filled chocolate-espresso cake.
Tamara Palmer The chocolate-espresso Twinkie at Bette's Oceanview Diner.
Rest in peace, sweet lady Hostess.