Chocolate-Covered What? Eight Crazy Uses for Cacao

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On the list of America's wacky food "holidays," none is quite so strange as today's, National Chocolate Covered Anything Day. Looking for a cue on how to indulge? Try one of these cacao-coated treats:

Squid.
The tentacles act as little cups to soak up extra chocolate.

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Carmen's Cafe
Boobs.
We really want to make a joke about chocolate milk here.

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Cars.
A Porsche Carrera is a lot sexier when it's been enrobed in chocolate, but how do you see the traffic lights?

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Woman's Day

Jerky.

Bacon and chocolate = so over. Jerky is the next "it" candy meat.

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Hershey's
Cocaine.
An American man was arrested in January at the Sydney Airport for smuggling cocaine inside chocolate bars. Wonder if they were Krackel bars?

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jalapenomadness.com
Hot peppers.
Chile and chocolate has been all the rage for a minute, so why not just apply them together in a more searingly direct way?

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Butter.
Because death usually comes too slowly.

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worth1000.com
Beef cake.
Life's short: Combine dinner and dessert in one fell swoop.

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