Worse Than Fruitcake: Foodie Gifts That Make You Long for a Lump of Coal

Categories: Foodie Lists, WTF?

In the realm of poorly conceived culinary gifts, fruitcake and terrifying snack assortments stand out as some of the least welcome. But rest assured, gastronomes, it could be worse. Much, much worse.

8. Frozen Moments Plate of Spaghetti Fake Food Sculpture

Blow your friends' minds when you step away from your plate of pasta and your fork IS STILL IN THE AIR.

7. Twilight Dessert Plates
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Now you can have your cake, and eat it off Jacob's really intense face, too.

6. "Foie gras this, motherf--cker!" Magnet

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For the foodie in your life who feels very, very strongly about consuming goose liver pâté.

5. Cats in Food Can Ornaments
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And don't forget Mr. Whiskers. It's the holidays, who doesn't want to be reminded that the contents of pet food are so murky that it's not outside the realm of possibility that cats are cannabalizing their brethren?

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