White Horse Dim Sum? Five of the Least Appetizing Restaurant Names in Town
|Hold your horses, please.|
Please realize that names are very important. Great food can be hidden forever under the cover of a bad name. Look to these five places as a guide to what not to do when choosing one.
5. White Horse Dim Sum & Restaurant (937 Taraval at 19th Ave.)
Hold your horses, please. We don't want them in our dumplings.
Yo, it's cool that you khan toke up in there, but all that smoke surely gets in the way of the food.
If it was spelled Grubsteak, we could probably get with it. But miner's financial lingo just isn't delicious, even at 3 in the morning.
We need ozone way up in the sky, keeping the ultraviolet rays away from us, not in the kitchen.
Okay, squat where? And gobble what, exactly?