Doggy Bag: The Bard of PBRs
Cheap drunk: Check out Ramona Emerson's Citysearch guide to grabbing a beer for $3 or less on Divis. She lists more than a dozen watering holes, and yes: some are actual holes.
Emerson drunk-walks from On The Corner to The Little Chihuahua, and manages to keep her wit honed. Witness her take on Madrone Lounge: "If hipsters joined frats and Urban Outfitters decorated their living rooms, Madrone is what it would look like." Or this: Waziema is like the Scarlett O'Hara, or the original hot mess, of dive bars. "The only spot on Divis that boasts a full liquor license, $3 beers and face-meltingly spicy Ethiopian food, Waziema is one of those places people scoff at to strangers and then spend all night at with their friends." Sweet.
Read the rest here. Then prepare to get hammered on a tenner.