Doggy Bag: Doing the Backstroke in Cancun

Breached: Water pipes busted yesterday and Taqueria Cancun (2288 Mission at 18th St.) closed. SFist reported on it, busting open all over again the debate about whether S.F's prosthetic-forearm-sized supers are better than, say, L.A.'s pristine, Cohiba-sized beauties. Actually, only one or two comments addressed the North-South debate (though SFist editor Brock Keeling waded into a fight every bit as icky as the backed-up-floor-drain and amber toilet sludge we're guessing is sloshing around Taqueria Cancun at the mo -- allegedly). The funniest part of SFist's reader comments was everything else. Including the assertion that a certain Austrian house painter with a bad mustache has a thing for El Farolito. Go. Read. And find out what a "purrito" is.