Doggy Bag: Today's Odds and Ends

Tuesday morning quarterback: It'll be in your DVR until you forget to click Save after inexplicably overlooking the last will-delete-to-make-room warning. Want another way to relive the glories (dubious or otherwise) of last night's S.F. episode of No Reservations? Check out Gene Miguel's postmort at Hoodscope. Gotta agree with Gene about the Hopper.

Please stop. Please?: We know: Bacon should've long ago gone the way of fondue and sun-dried tomatoes: extinct, except at chain restaurants in strip malls. But rather than rage at the public's unkillable appetite for bacon snickerdoodles, The Huffington Post has stitched together a slideshow of fetishy bacon doodads no factory-raised hog should have been slaughtered to produce, "13 Things Made of Bacon that Shouldn't Be." The bacon brassiere? It's only raison d'être might be as a kind of slow-release moisturizer (a bit quicker on warm days). Still: Wrong.