Tuna, Whiskey, and Vintage Moves: A Foodie Day Planner

Let's do lunch:
Dump the tuna on white for something altogether more luscious: SF Weekly food critic Meredith Brody suggests the tombo tuna melt with fontina and roasted tomatoes at Anchor & Hope (83 Minna at First St., 501-9100).

Drink therapy:
Start thinking about which malady you'll cite when you call in sick tomorrow: Epstein-Barr? H1N1? It's Whiskey Wednesday ($5 for a shot and a PBR), on top of $1 drafts and $3 well drinks, at Bender's (806 S. Van Ness at 19th St., 824-1800), 4-7 p.m.

Cop happy-hour specials at Argus Lounge (3187 Mission at Valencia, 824-1447), 4-7 p.m. Stay way longer than you should, and bust out your vintage Janet moves at the '80s dance party with DJ Choice and DJ Squid (starts at 10 p.m.).