Ideas for Replacing TyFlo's Still-Missing Fork
We're pretty sure it's been eating at you in those quiet moments, like when you wake up at 3 a.m. and just can't drift off to sleep again: Tyler Florence's ginormous fork is still missing from the sign of his Mill Valley tchotchke emporium.
Fans of the Marin native and incandescent Food Network star haven't been passively despairing. Wag Michelle Madison posted several suggestions on Food Network Humor: massive spork, mudflap babes, even a skewered Andrew Zimmern. Our suggestion? How about taking the damn spoon down and forget the whole monster utensil decorating scheme ever happened.