Comedy troupe A Week of Kindness gives us a scarily over-the-top, yet somehow eerily accurate portrayal in The Connoisseur:
On the wine: " ... sharp, open, plausible. Very plausible. Trucky, sleuth like. Mysterious. The wine is a mystery novel, and I know who done it."
On the McDonald's hamburger: " ... loud, it's offensive, it's racist. There are race riots occurring in my mouth. Cars are burning. I think it might pair well with a fried, salty potato."
On himself: "Honey! You're leaving me? But I'm subtle and understated! With a touch of whimsy and a crisp bouquet and a full body!"
(via Serious Eats)
-- B.B.
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