of you who didn't get the handbook, Rule 34 of the Internet states: "If you can
imagine it, there is porn of it. No exceptions." Even if you keep Rule 34 in mind, H.P.
Lovecraft is kind of an odd choice of author to jerk off to. It's surprising how
many people out there really seem to want to get it on with one
(or more) of Lovecraft's Great Old Ones, the ancient gods who lurk
beneath the earth and sea, patiently awaiting the day when they will
Even in the relatively innocent days of the Internet (before it had pictures), one of the most infamous newsgroups on Usenet was alt.sex.cthulhu, much to the bewilderment of those who preferred their sexual partners not to have tentacles or require human sacrifice. Those who seek forbidden congress with creatures from beyond can even order dildos with the visage and form of dread Cthulhu himself.More »