Check Out This House with a Bizarre Design Feature

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If this isn't a drunk accident waiting to happen, we're not sure what is.

What do you look for in your dream house? Excellent views? Close proximity to your favorite San Francisco spots? What about 87 steps to climb just to get in the front door? And what if 73 of those steps made you walk over your roof?

If you answered yes to any two of the above questions, particularly the last two, then the house advertised in this Craigslist post is for you. Just don't try to walk up those roof-stairs after you've spent some time at any of the bars that are also in close proximity to your new pad.

It's $1775/month to live in this bell tower and it comes with its own K-cup coffee machine! What a steal.

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Craigslist

Those interested in having to take a mini hike over a rooftop just to enter your house and use that K-cup coffee machine may also be interested in this other tantalizing Craigslist offering, which promises interested patrons a free bag of hair. Yum.

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9 comments
adriennevy
adriennevy

The furniture is included because nobody wants to move it.

Razz Acena
Razz Acena

I would love here if I could afford it. That bathroom is yucky though.

Michelle Bechen
Michelle Bechen

I'm going to get a lotto ticket. Then we will just buy your house and live in the mountains.

sftanya
sftanya

You can also take a shower and a shit at the same time. The bathroom is a shoilet.

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