Top 10 "Sexy" Halloween Costumes of 2013

Categories: Holiday, Humor

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Hercampus.com
Don't go with boring "sexy" costumes this year

Maybe Mean Girls said it best: " In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."

Anyone who has ever been to a Halloween college-dorm party has seen numerous sexy bees and sexy ladybugs drinking Smirnoff Ice and taking duck-lip selfies. But who wants to be a sexy bee among a hive of a thousand equally drunk college girls? For the more adventurous girl looking to stand out from all the other "sexy" costumes this year, we've found her 10 to choose from:

10) Sexy Pool Table
Furniture can be sexy after all! Each cardboard ball is detachable and can be moved to any area of the dress. Think about how much fun it'll be to have everyone grabbing at you! Maybe you should bring a cue stick with you for defense.

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Yandy.com

9) Sexy Snowman
A fat, three-tiered lumpy frozen man gets the sexy makeover -- thong underwear included!

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Yandy.com


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19 comments
Darlene Clar Bouchard
Darlene Clar Bouchard

Is this an ad for yandy.com? I have yet to see any of these costumes making the rounds last weekend when most people were celebrating and most seem pretty ridiculous

intrepidami
intrepidami

People, are we that manipulated a society that nobody figured out this is an advertisement for Yandy, instead of an article?

ethernot
ethernot

"Honey, does my ass look too big in this 'Bomb' costume … ?"

mrericsir
mrericsir topcommenter

I'm a little confused as to how these are sexy.  I mean, if you put an extremely attractive model in just about anything you can get a sexy photo, but that doesn't mean the clothes themselves are sexy.

Flax Glor
Flax Glor

This is a joke article right? Sexy squid? Sexy tarantula? No thanks.

Nick Silva
Nick Silva

"stiff competition" ...I see what you did there.

Paul Varga
Paul Varga

And they all just HAPPEN to come from the same website. Gee, what a coincidence.

Kevin Euler
Kevin Euler

Why are they all for women? Sexism! I wanna see some man candy! :)

intrepidami
intrepidami

@mrericsir it's because this is the sexiest costumes Yandy has, not that any reporting or investigation happened. This is an ad "in costume" disguised as an article.

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