Video of the Day: Bike Smut 6, Turning Trixxx

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Nothing exercises the hammies and knees like a brisk bicycle ride. Combined with a hearty off-trail shag or blow break, that is. If the benefits of this alterna-biathlon have heretofore escaped your notice, take a gander at Bike Smut, the anything-but-coy touring program of erotic short films. A skin-baring celebration of cycling and screwing under the sun -- this sixth incarnation is called "Turning Trixxx" -- Bike Smut offers the wittiest and most stimulating pretense imaginable for exhibitionists, voyeurs, and porn-happy environmentalists to assemble.

We can't titillate you with titles, because the films and their makers savor a certain anonymity (except when the camera's running), but it's probably safe to say that no customer will leave, ahem, unsatisfied. The lineup includes a half-dozen films from Europe, where this cinematic subgenre of amateur calisthenics apparently originated, along with a pair of shorts by established Bay Area sexploitation queens. Count on a variety of illustrated suggestions for what to do with a bicycle built for two, none of which Harry Dacre had in mind when he composed "Daisy Bell" in 1892, or when Hal (unplugged) sang it in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Bike Smut 6: Turning Trixxx begins Tuesday, Feb. 5 at 8 p.m. at El Rio, 3158 Mission (at Precita), S.F. Admission is $10.


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