Twitter's Dick Movie Meme Has Some Stiff Competition

#NameYourDickAfterAMovie The Titanic, cos Leonardo DiCaprio died after being on it for 2 hrs

— James Carr-Dear (@JCarrDear) July 19, 2012

The latest hashtag folks are all a'twitter over on Twitter is the awe-inspiring #NameYourDickAfterAMovie. We don't usually remark on boner memes (because, like YouTube comments, they often make us feel stabby), but in this case we decided to make a dickception.

There were many variations on the Titanic theme, "cos I'm huge" (Thanks for clearing that up!) and "because thousands went down on it lol." Perhaps due to its timeliness, The Dark Knight Rises also got several nods, (our favorite was from "Helen Keller," which has thus far been retweeted over 5,000 times), as well as easy targets like King Kong and Free Willy.

Because it's Twitter, there were, of course, some downright baffling and blatantly offensive ones -- If you've haven't seen the cinematic treasure that is Cloudy with a Chance of My Balls, you simply must!

Curiously overlooked were Dumbo, The Rocketeer, and every film by David Lynch.

Nonetheless, here are some of our favorites:

"@Shauncook12: #NameYourDickAfterAMovie 8 mile" Beg to differ babe, was thinking more along the lines of stuart little

— Saoirse Knight (@SaoirseKnight) July 19, 2012

Snap!

#NameYourDickAfterAMovie Star Wars.. I haven't met anyone who doesn't like it, its really long, and its really good #Justice

— Peter Caputo (@Twigaas) July 19, 2012

You hear that, Everyone Who Hated The Prequels?!

#NameYourDickAfterAMovie Tomb Raider.

— ~☯ Adam McGeoch ☯~ (@4Adam4) July 19, 2012

There were also quite a few that inexplicably named Tomb Raider ll.

#NameYourDickAfterAMovie How Stella Got Her Groove Back

— D. Layne (@_BuzzyYayne) July 19, 2012

It's hard (sorry) not to appreciate the gender bending of this particular dick tweet. Who doesn't want their man meat compared to a successful, forty-something San Francisco stock broker who has a steamy romance with a cabana boy?

#NameYourDickAfterAMovieThe Notebook, because girls cry every time they see it.

— Charlie Gardner (@CharlieGardnerr) July 19, 2012

How could we not cry? He wrote her a lot of letters!

#NameYourDickAfterAMovie Flubber

— Jonathan Harkin (@Almightyslug) July 19, 2012

What can we say, we have a softie (sorry) for Robin Williams movies.

#NameYourDickAfterAMovie where the red fern grows.

— Aaron George (@sonofvoice) July 19, 2012

Where the Red Fern Grows! Nothing makes us hotter than weepy, emotional children's books about beloved pets dying.

Speaking of dogs ...

#NameYourDickAfterAMovie air bud 2: golden receiver.the one where the dog plays football

— huckleberry sin (@rad_milk) July 19, 2012

What'd we miss?

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