How to Resist Drinking the Internet Haterade

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Lately I have seen more and more rudeness online -- or let's call it socially inappropriate or rude remarks, name calling, denigrating, lying -- that is personally offensive. When the Internet first became open to the public, there were chat rooms that usually laid down a few rules to safeguard against obnoxious remarks, "calling out," bullying, and downright illegal behavior like soliciting minors and stalking. Why is it that many people feel it is okay to say things that they generally would not say to a person's face? Recently, I was censored (comment deleted) for defending someone else's right to an opinion and said nothing inappropriate. Where do you draw the line between censorship and good manners?

~Miss Manners

All good questions, Miss Manners. Unfortunately, we live in an era where it doesn't matter what you say. The mere act of saying anything in a public forum (be it a blog, comment, chat room, website, whatever) regardless of whether it's controversial, is enough to incite the lynch mob, perpetually lurking, black eyes to match their black hearts aglow in the dim light of their computer monitors, which are, I imagine, filled with pictures of sad kittens.

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As someone who writes about some of the most controversial topics on the Internet -- grammar and Groupon -- I get my fair share of Haterade in my inbox and elsewhere. "Why don't you try eating a live chicken and see if I give a shit?" said one particularly enraged commenter, for no reason I could discern. Another called me a slut, and followed it with, "Sex is so overrated, try smoking a joint or volunteering instead of being 'so cool' or a 'young professional.'" Yeah! Stop trying to have it all. It's volunteering and drugs, or nothing!

As Megan Daum wrote in her insightful Believer article, aptly titled, "Haterade," some strides have been made to combat the hate, but not much:

Although some sites are making efforts to weed out the trolls by disabling anonymous posting, filtering comments through Facebook, or letting readers essentially monitor themselves by flagging or promoting comments at their own discretion, most are so desperate to catch eyeballs wherever and however possible that they're loathe to turn down any form of free content.

Because I'm not the Moral Barometer of the Internet (I'm next in line after Kristen Bell steps down), I can't be your weather vane for what should be censored on the Internet, though I am sorry your comment got deleted for defending someone's honor. Please accept this sword.

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​There's also not a terribly satisfying answer to combating hateful comments and threads, other than not to engage with obvious trolls if you can help it. If there's a comment moderating system in place, you can flag it or lodge a complaint. Or, if you're one of the lucky few to have a Disney song mentality, you can view the Haterade as a kind of "you've made it!" marker, right after you enlist the help of a crustacean to help you win the prince's affections.

I think people are mean on the Internet for the same reasons that so many people watch Jersey Shore -- schadenfreude, emotional release, and for the simple fact that they can. There's very little accountability when you're online. Social media, for better or worse, provides a buffer, a middleman that temporarily absolves us from our otherwise functioning sense of humanity. Take heart though, the offline world is slowly going to pot too, as evidenced by the fact that Rick Santorum is an actual GOP presidential contender. Wait, that wasn't helpful at all. At least we still have Hungover Owls?

Social-media mistress Anna Pulley likes to give advice about how to play well with others on the internets. If you have a question about etiquette involving technology, shoot her a question at AskAnnaSF@gmail.com. 

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Bogart Stuyvesant
Bogart Stuyvesant

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David Schlesinger
David Schlesinger

Golly, if someone were harassing my family like that, and I knew exactly where they lived, I'd certainly be reporting them to the local authorities.

You haven't done this why, exactly...?

yann
yann

I suppose there is the pride of being able to come up with the most brillant, innovative or hateful insult, so that one can fantasize about how upset the "victim" is going to be, and how enjoyable it will feel for "likeminded virtual peers".But in reality, with the terabytes of insults that have been exchanged in the past 10 years, nothing really comes up that hasn't been said before.Yet there is a comforting side to this (and to the Jerry Springer show), It constantly remids us that we are somehow better than the stupidest 5% of the population...  

Ken Yee
Ken Yee

you know, if I'm lounging on my couch drinking Ovaltine and dicking around on the internet (aka using the internet), and I see something on the screen that makes me react, what's going to stop me from being all aggro?  I mean, I AM in the comfort of my home, staring at MY blue screen.  It's hard to remember, sometimes, that there's a person behind that blue screen.

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Beadbible

Good article! At least, it makes me realize that our social enviornment is going to pot, and I don't mean marijuana! I will continue my efforts to surround my self with good people and try to ignore the rest of those mean, hateful, controlling, nasty people.

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"Arf!" Lemming
"Arf!" Lemming

 Nice lament 'but' even a toned down or slightly sarcastic criticismof any particular group [ only if minority ] is labeled 'hate speech' by the 'professional left' and usual keepers of the faith. Without dialogue [ two way ] you only fan the flames..

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