Seven Awful Things Ann Coulter Just Said About Occupy Wall Street

Categories: Occupy

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The world does not exist unless Ann Coulter coats it in awfulness.
​Ann Coulter's job is to say as many awful things as she can in the increasingly tiny slices of media time that she is afforded. Currently, she's peddling her book on talk radio stations around the country and probably wishing the folks at Fox would call her more often.

This morning, she telephoned Bryan Sussman at KSFO, San Francisco's official media home for people who complain all day that their views have no media home. As you might expect, they talked about her book (SPOILER: The villain is liberals!) as well as the Occupy movement. A total pro, she managed to say at least seven awful things in her twenty minutes:

1. "I knew there would be mob uprisings again. They are demonic."

2. "What I like most about them is that they have no point."

3. "At the protest in Tel Aviv in Israel, they set up guillotines in the square. And you have the computer-generated voice speaking on behalf of Occupy Wall Street saying 'The voice of the people is anonymous. We are legion, for we are many' - directly from the demon in scripture."

4. "I guess it's fun to destroy stuff. As they found out during the French Revolution, it's lots of fun to just start randomly murdering people - this is the way it always is with mobs."

5. "Maybe it will take down a government, but it will be Obama's government."

6. "Remember the lesson from my book: It just took a few shootings at Kent State to shut that down for good."

7. After Sussman declared that he wished that the arrested Bank of America occupiers had been thrown in with the general population of prisoners, and then admitted that he did not know whether or not they had, Coulter compared the "special treatment" the protesters receive at the hands of police to that of French aristocrats who brought along servants when imprisoned. NOTE: This is too stupid to transcribe.

Also, when mentioning Bill Ayers's "homosexual lover," Coulter said "homosexual" with the same sneering disbelief that cowboys in picante sauce commercials apply to "New York City." And mentioning Bill Ayers's "homosexual lover" during a conversation about Occupy Wall Street is just as relevant as me right now mentioning, say, that chunky kid from The Bad News Bears -- the original, not the remake. What ever happened to him?

(HE WAS PROBABLY GUILLOTINED BY OCCUPY WALL STREET.)

Finally, because she's a pro, Coulter laughed politely at the morning-talk dumbassery of Sussman and company, who made a game of coining new names for the Occupy crowd: "Occu-peers," "defocrats," "Communist Republic of American People."

This proves yet again that outrage is easier than comedy.

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robin4678
robin4678

The radial left is not only a bunch of retards....they just don't get it.   Everything Ann states is true, but they just can't admit it because of their twisted, shallow mentality.  Go concentrate on  killing babies in the womb, do your drugs or continue your war on Christmas....but leave Ann Coulter alone.

Bullreed26
Bullreed26

 It is really important for occupy  wall street i like this blog personally so i am so exited for this post nice post here.thank you very much for great post.cable guard

brownsfan32
brownsfan32

I read the list, where are the "awful" things ? For Christ sake Al, unbunch your panties and wipe the envy off your face . 

Seamus_Ruah
Seamus_Ruah

Ann is an attention whore, please stop feeding the troll.

Sharon Cali
Sharon Cali

All I can say is that I'm glad she is not on our side. What a waste of human genes. She sure got a bad batch.

brownsfan32
brownsfan32

 I think her genes worked just fine . Now for a set of genes that went completely off the rail  into Human Waste Gulch, check out Michael Moore .

Av8_n1
Av8_n1

Ann you can flap your lips all you want, but number 6, about Kent State, those are fighting words. Know I am absolutely sure you are from the dark side.

John Montgomery
John Montgomery

Captain if you have no idea why people in the US are in the streets you must be living in a cave, and be real dumb.Just like her, sorry for your ignorance.

Imperial73
Imperial73

Anonymous is 99% correct. Most of the occupiers are full of shit and are using this as a way to party and camp out. You may be protesting for a cause, along with many others, but this is a fake, acorn supported, white house supported protest. I live in Philly. There are left wing nut jobs running around dressed like Che and guy falkes. People holding palestinan flags, signs that are anti-capitalism, anti israel. People are committing assaults, rapes, vandalism, smoking pot and interfering with the businesses near their protest. They are causing such a problem that even utra-liberal mayors like bloomberg and nutter cant take it anymore.

Congratulations. As far as protesters, you are the 1%. 

Califbabs
Califbabs

She really should engage her brain before she runs her mouth.

Imperial73
Imperial73

You just proved Goober's point. Go Goober, Go Anne.

The White Rabbit.
The White Rabbit.

My sense is that most of the nonsense she says is simply for the purpose of self-promotion. To get where she's gotten one must be sufficiently intelligent to know better. All she does is stirring up controversy and by doing so she gets visibility and with visibility she gets $. It's as easy as that. As long as she's talking nonsense like this she knows that there'll be millions like us banging their heads and posting in threads like this one. And that's all she needs. It's a bit like top-ten producers who're gifted musicians but chose to produce junk for the masses to spend their money on. 

DrLearnALot
DrLearnALot

Someone should occupy Ann Coulter's head, because it is clearly vacant. Might be a fixer-upper.

Kevin VanRiper
Kevin VanRiper

Cut Ann some slack ? She left out any reference to the drug addicts, drug overdoses, deaths or the raping and pillaging. 

savetheamericandream
savetheamericandream

I honestly do not know why anyone pays any attention to this mentally sick little child. I guess it is because we all need some comic relief during these stressful times while the GOP is busy killing the American dream and the middle class in the process.As far a Ann always being right, well you be the judge. Was she right when she claimed that our blacks are better than their blacks. I don't know about you but this sounds like something right out of pre Civil War days. Anyway is Herman Cain, who seemingly has no moral integrity, no knowledge of international affairs, and no compassion for the poor and middle class of the United States really a better man than Barak Obama. Even if you are a Republican you know in your heart the correct answer to that question.MLK said on the steps of the Lincoln Monument "Do not judge a man by the color of his skin, but by the content of his character.

Tony Weese
Tony Weese

"Occu-peers," "defocrats," LOL Now that is honestly funny.

David Kopelman
David Kopelman

When you take the lie out of Oblivious, things become obvious.  -I just coined this (special thanks to "J"). 

Dragonwind
Dragonwind

Ann, the fact that you would espouse Murder as a method of breaking up OWS, shows me that you are a truly evil human being. You 'should' be ashamed of yourself, but that takes having a soul and compassion, two things you obviously lost a long time ago.

Do the world a favor. Be quiet.

Newfunksoul
Newfunksoul

they call it riding the gravy train... that woman is such a joke. She can't REALLY believe all the putrid nonsense she is saying can she? She must understand that her oversimplification and pandering to the lowest common denominator is pure garbage, and that she is scum for doing it. I mean, some poor saps actually believe her. Like Captain Obvious, who is probably still buried in the inaccurate transcripts of religion and believes in the fundamentalist approach in which the previous incarnations of society had it right and we are all in sin and must return to fundamentals to be good and right again be it religious or social. Sad, dangerous, small, built on constriction rather than necessary and inevitable growth and adaptation by a species and it's constructs. 

Michael
Michael

i love her, she is the perfect asshole

Paul Shoffner
Paul Shoffner

"The really dangerous American fascist... is the man who wants to do in the United States in an American way what Hitler did in Germany in a Prussian way. The American fascist would prefer not to use violence. His method is to poison the channels of public information. With a fascist the problem is never how best to present the truth to the public but how best to use the news to deceive the public into giving the fascist and his group more money or more power... They claim to be super-patriots, but they would destroy every liberty guaranteed by the Constitution. They demand free enterprise, but are the spokesmen for monopoly and vested interest. Their final objective, toward which all their deceit is directed, is to capture political power so that, using the power of the state and the power of the market simultaneously, they may keep the common man in eternal subjection. "

— Henry A. Wallace - VP to FDR, and a great patriot who knew to call this gilded vermin FA$CI$T$, and fight them with all his might. Now, they are back, and where is the leadership to protect our birthright of self-governing democracy? Answer: In the STREETS!Fight FA$CI$M as if your life depended on it...Because at some point, it WILL. 

No Friend of "Occupy"
No Friend of "Occupy"

Ann Coulter sure got it right - "Occupy" was just a bunch of silly anarchists grovelling in their own poop. No message except some infantile whining. Mobs have never done anything. You think "Wall Street" cares about some dirty children beating on drums in their own filth? Drum on, babies -all you are doing is showing America what loony fools you are.

bob42
bob42

What Ms. Coulter doesn't tell her loyal and delusional fans is not a trivial ommision. It seems to be an overt effort to sway them toward supporting, or even cheering the use of deadly violence against the non-violent. She seems to forget that just days following May 4, 1970 four Million college students went on strike, and that a few weeks later Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Ohio" was released and quite popular. Those are just two examples. Many call those shootings a political and social turning point during what was a more turbulent time. Suggesting that intentional use of deadly force is a good thing is beyond the pale. That she does so to sell books and promote her career as a political pundit says a lot about the person, and none of it is good. 

So keep it up Ann. Maybe you'll get what you want most for Christmas; More publicity and book sales, and death to people who happen to disagree with you. Maybe you'll also get what you least expect; More people sympathetic to those excersising their right to assemble. A constitutional right that you demonstrate zero respect for, at all.

Donald Miguel Thomas
Donald Miguel Thomas

Legal protests being illegally quelled by companies who wish to expand their influence under the guise of peace officers should always be a subject to look into, regardless of the spin this columnist doesn't seem to be grasping himself typing.  Officers acting corrupt on duty is very much akin to the behavior of noble privateer and possibly french aristocrats.  It won't be any government at all since this is a paid organization sponsored by manufactured consent and not active awareness.  A business is not a government.

Cpassport
Cpassport

this is a pundits job and only job. to say assinine things to keep ratings up. doesn't have to be real, resonable , true only effective. don't give these asswipes any more due as thats exactly what they need. a cancer on society kneeling at the crotch of greed and gluttony. can't wait till they are no longer relevant.

Rixar13
Rixar13

"Maybe it will take down a government, but it will be Obama's government." CONTRARY - I predict reelection of President Obama and majority in Senate and the House... wink ;-)

Rixar13
Rixar13

"Maybe it will take down a government, but it will be Obama's government."

CONTRARY - I predict reelection of President Obama and majority in Senate and the House... wink ;-)

Garryej
Garryej

And name calling is so much easier than actually applying logical thought!

Watcher
Watcher

Ann epitomises  the phrase "no publicity is bad publicity" She's basically irrelivant. So she comes along and says outlandish things that are devoid of cursury fact checking or outright made up. Why? Because she gets people stirred up. Wether its a good reaction or a bad one she gets to make people have a reaction because of something she has said. In doing so, she gets the attention she wants. In a book called "The Sociopath Next Door" by Martha Stout, she details one sociopath that would break into the post office and steal the stamps. Why? So the authorities and everyone around would have to react to what he had done. It made him feel powerful-in control. Every time Ann spews out these diatribes she's making people react. She's stealing the stamps. Sociopaths crave control and an audiance. They usually feel no responsibility. She doesn't fact check. Why? Why fact check when she can write anything and still sell books and get a response? I'm no shrink, but I would wager she falls into a class of sociopathic personality disorder. Some suggest 1 in 25 people do. While serial killers are sociopaths, most sociopaths are not serial killers.

Prof Rudi Affolter
Prof Rudi Affolter

Who is Ann Coulter? She is a nobody on this side of the Atlantic. And in a few years she will be a nobody on her side of the Atlantic.

Anonymous
Anonymous

OWS is crap.. How many of those know what they are protesting about? Most of them are teenage (and 20+ teenage) bums who are there to pass time.

pattreid
pattreid

Clearly you have not been paying attention or you would know that what you said is bull crap. We all know what we are protesting, and if you could read, you would know too. We carry enough signs, for crissake. There are very few "teen agers" there, but there are some infants and children there with their parents, grandparents and friends. I suppose you missed the reports of a woman in a wheel chair being pepper-sprayed, or the 84 year-old woman being pepper-sprayed. And I am over 60, and have been to both OWS-NYC and OWS-DC. So stop talking about what you don't know.

Rosaphilia
Rosaphilia

isn't she the crone who broke up andy stein's marriage and is his kept mistress and owes her fame adn fortune to such and other extortionist practices? hrmm. they never learn.

Clay Landon
Clay Landon

The fact that this woman (assuming she's human; I remain unconvinced) makes more money that teachers, service workers, counselors, etc. is proof positive that the Devil exists. 

This is a fact. 

coloradojohn
coloradojohn

When the people do rise up and riot where will you run to hide Ann. You will be one of the first to be at the mercy of the crowd. If history serves me the mob generally does not  have a lot of mercy..

Barnard ~
Barnard ~

Never really liked Ann Coulter myself, having copped some flack for her as a gay man, even though I'm not like most all-up-in-your-face fairies that discredit the rest of us - just a normal guy trying to live as normal a life as I can.

But you could, you know, actually attempt refute Coulter's arguments based on logical reasoning rather than waste everybody's time with your ranting, ad hominem attacks.  Coulter wins this round by default, I'm afraid.

Heretoday-gonetomorrow
Heretoday-gonetomorrow

Man, was that ever a bad article.  I hate Anne Coulter and I hate her work, but I think I hate this article more.

Richardkentmatthews
Richardkentmatthews

The Bible says that the 'Elect' will be fooled by the devil in the form of an 'angel of light.' Coulter is such an angel.

Mthand111
Mthand111

As I recall, the tragedy at Kent State re-energized the anti-war movement in 1970. And every time Occupy protesters get maimed by police brutality, more protesters show up.

On the other hand, if Anton Scalia, John Roberts or Clarence Thomas were to go the way of Judge Crater, the world would be a so much better place. 

Brenda Johnson
Brenda Johnson

Kent State and Jackson State were part of the beginning of the end of the Nixon administration.

Pam Miner
Pam Miner

She does look like she has an adams apple. THis one doesn't have anything but a reptilian brain.  How did she get to  be on TV, even on fox noos! Did they think she was sexy? Being such an egomaniac is maybe why she's so big on herself but is this the reason she says such stupid ideas.

Goober
Goober

God bless Ann Coulter. No one pisses off the liberal left douchers more than her.

ManhattanMC
ManhattanMC

There is no 'god'.Only wing nut douchers still think there is.You haven't seen pissed off yet.

Aqualung
Aqualung

Ann Coulter is mentally disturbed and completely irrelevant. We need to stop giving her the attention she so desperately craves.

Sara
Sara

Absolutely. I don't care what that piece of dung spews. It's all toxic and needs to be ignored.

grace f
grace f

Then why did you read this article?

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