1951 Planned Parenthood Pamphlet Pretty Much Says Life Begins at Conception

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The Gift of Life

Author: None listed, although the publishers thank a reverend, a minister, and a rabbi.
Date: 1951
Publisher: Planned Parenthood and New York state's Health Education Service
Discovered at: Berkeley estate sale

The Cover Promises: A trip to Planned Parenthood is the happiest family time of all.

Representative Quote:

"If one of the new male sperm meets and unites with an egg cell, a new life begins." (page 21 - 22)

Although its cover suggests sunshine, church windows, and the American family at its most horn-of-plenty abundant, The Gift of Life hails not from the League of Decency or second-term nap-time fancies of President Reagan.

No, what's most remarkable about this guide to where babies come from and why teens have hair there is where it itself got birthed:

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​ That provenance means its explanations of baby-making certainly interest us today, so let's get right to the controversial stuff before we get to the noble work of giggling at the silly pictures.

A fascinating case study of how over time political rhetoric shapes how we think of first of words and then of broader concepts, The Gift of Life is memorable first for its title, which today seems like something protesters would chant against a Planned Parenthood. Then, there's that bit above about sperm + egg = life. Then, right on page one, there's this:

"The gift of life is shown to us with the birth of each new baby."
Somehow, over the last sixty years, a sentiment as simple and true as that one -- a piety that any human would agree with -- has become fightin' words.

Your Crap Archivist has always believed that life begins when you move out of your parents' house, but I see no point in debating this here. Instead, here's something we can all agree on: This is exactly what the families in a Planned Parenthood waiting room have always looked like.

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​ The hearty can-doers of the Greatest Generation built this country without the benefit of faces or feet!

Written for parents to read to curious children, The Gift of Life addresses many of the fundamentals of sex, except for niceties like how to do it or how not to catch diseases. Here's the page on heredity:

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​ Junior got mom's brown hair and dad's catbutt eyes!

Here's the sex-aware family of the 1950s put where it belonged: Nude on a police lineup.

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​ Note that the figures to the left and right are meant to be children rather than individual sperm.

Perhaps it's the Planned Parenthood connection that afforded the unidentified artists the freedom to frankness like this:

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​This is an encouraging! In a decade and a genre when female sexuality was so often depicted as weak and submissive, The Gift of Life portrays the vagina as a sideways greater-than sign!

Guys, for their part, just got a half upside-down Kilroy:

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​ Perhaps the men of the '50s could take some solace in the fact that their testes were home to the world's first earbuds:
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That's as explicit as The Gift of Life gets. As in most sex-ed books, then and now, the actual lovemaking is absent. Instead, the propagation of the species is presented as something of a chalkboard diagram of a football play: All flowing arrows, no sweat or grunting.

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Pop Quiz! What is this next image?

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A. A fetus.
B. An avocado.
C. One of those new lightbulbs that are somehow stealing America's freedom.
D. E.T. emerging from the southern end of a northbound pony.

It's a baby, of course! In a couple months, that wad of cells will look like this:

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As with every other page of this book, the artists seem here to be leaving something out. I took the liberty of completing the illustration:

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Foo
Foo

LOL! Well, technically life does begin at conception, ipso facto.....but consciousness after the first trimester......if you believe "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" then we're closer to a tadpole before this stage.....and how many right-to-lifers are vegetarians???

LoveTheLeast8
LoveTheLeast8

Self-awareness doesn't come till after birth. Right-to-lifers don't have to be veg. They basic ethic is that innocent humans should not be killed. They value animals different...as does just about everyone else except the few people that want to make eating a steak = murder charges.

pakistanfashion
pakistanfashion

good for science subjectsRegards,MUHAMMAD OMER-24389

Corey
Corey

Yes, the good old 1950s when lynching blacks was basically legal. Much has obviously changed since then. The current Republican party resembles the old Democratic party, and the color red was used for Democrats, no blue like today.

Alexandra1973
Alexandra1973

People of any race were lynched when they were guilty of a crime.  Duh.

Alan Scherstuhl
Alan Scherstuhl

Are you arguing that white men were lynched for daring to date white women?

QuiverfullProLife
QuiverfullProLife

um, black chick here, just wanted to let you know every race has been enslaved and killed in horrible ways not just blacks. BTW yes I am a republican

Alexandra1973
Alexandra1973

Is that the propaganda they're teaching nowadays? 

Always the same.  White people bad.  Black people good.  Isn't that in itself, well, racist...?

Larry Adams
Larry Adams

no they weren't!  you *do* know what "lynch" means, don't you?  are you aware of the atrocities committed?  genitals cut off and stuffed into the mouth of the corpse? white people posing in front of the still-hanging corpse?

No -- if you think that lynching was anything but racial violence, then you really don't know what lynching was...

SweetAndy
SweetAndy

"1951 Planned Parenthood Pamphlet Pretty Much Says Life Begins at Conception"

Pretty much something they're denying now.

Prolife AND feminist
Prolife AND feminist

You're totally right!

There was a time when PP stood for responsibility and family planning through abstinence and contraception. Even though they leaned a little too hard on hoping certain groups of people didn't reproduce as much as other kinds, they understood that a baby is a baby.

I am sorry to say that they believe a baby conceived "by mistake" can now be murdered.

The drawings you are mocking, which are simplified and meant to be teaching tools, of course do not show what ultrasound now shows us about the developing fetus.Science advances.

A proud pro-life feminist from Chicago

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