Twelve Amazing '70s Cakes, Including This Clown Made of Sugar, Flour, and Hell Itself
A binder of old Mail Box News magazines
Publisher: Maid of Scandinavia, Co.
Your fifth birthday should be a happy time, but there bobs the clown, a mad-eyed buoy of frosting and wickedness whipped up by a relative and fouling up your party like half-cooked chicken fouls a tummy. Such is the dark side of back-in-the-day.
Whenever you yearn for that purer time when Americans scared their own desserts up from scratch rather than settling for whatever Dora the Explorer sheetcakes they find mouldering in the Safeway bakery department, just remember: Sometimes the homemade and handcrafted turns out monstrous.
For 55 years now, Mailbox News has celebrated the cake-decorating achievements of its subscribers -- and like an uncommonly kind version of one of those FAILblogs based on reader submissions -- likewise applauded scarifying horrors.
So today, we're looking at eleven more (give or take) of the proto-Cake Wrecks of 1974. Start the music, because we're cakewalking into the past!
3. Nobody had invented identity theft 37 years ago, so it made perfect sense to set down in frosting your Social Security number and then send it to national magazines.
5. Another rare subject for cake artists: what happens when drain hair gets out of control.
6. The 1970s were so DIY that nobody had ever thought of marketing "DIY" yet. As we had greater leisure time, and perhaps a greater appreciation for craft, Americans simply made things themselves. Even when it came to licensed characters, cakemakers did without preshaped pans or mass-produced templates:
But when does DIY baking become outsider art like Straitjacket Ernie and Eraserhead Ronald?