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Don't worry, son. I have handbrakes. ?The hefty cop with the handlebar mustache had a problem with a handlebar of a different sort. "Look," he yelled at the despondent fixie-riding...
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James Franco, newsmaker?Boy are we glad we read the paper today! In Thursday's Examiner newsmakers section, enigmatic James Franco is revealed as having produced subpar amateur porn in his younger...
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Hello, operator? ?During Herb Caen's heyday, he shared lunch with Willie Brown every week. When the Chronicle tabbed the latter to fill the former's long-empty shoes three years ago, the...
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Joseph SchellWar is hell. We're reminding ourselves of this, yes ...?Finally, a way to persuade hippies to wash. Finally, a ploy to persuade hipsters to inadvertently shrink their too-tight pants...
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Luke ThomasSarah Phelan, seen here with husband Khalil Abu-Saba, has been abruptly let go by the Guardian in a purported cost-cutting move.?Veteran reporter Sarah Phelan was last night shown the...
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Jim HerdIt's all yours, Ed?The Chronicle's sources are saying that Ed Reiskin will take the wheel of the Municipal Transportation Agency -- and our sources are saying their sources are...
