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Woman in Pajamas Slaps Muni Bus Driver
October 05, 2010 in The Snitch
Lightning Strikes High School Students in Santa Clara. But Not Santa Clara You're Thinking Of.
October 05, 2010 in The Snitch
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Private Investigator Hired to Dig Up Dirt -- On Dog
October 05, 2010 in The Snitch
Bad dog! Bad dog! ?The man who set San Francisco abuzz when he allegedly knifed a dog at Fort Funston has lawyered up. That's not surprising. More unusual, though, is...
Cockatiels Inundate San Francisco Animal Control
October 05, 2010 in The Snitch
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Horacio Toure, World's Unluckiest iPhone Thief, Catches Lucky Break
October 05, 2010 in The Snitch
Not yours, Horacio Toure. Not yours.?Horacio Toure, the man who made international headlines as perhaps the world's unluckiest thief, may want to go out and buy a lotto ticket....
Off-Roading Driver's Rampage Leaves S.F. Golf Course With $75K in Damage
October 05, 2010 in The Snitch
Power Outage Left BART Trains in Rail Yard
October 05, 2010 in The Snitch
Happy Meal Ban Hinges on Swing Supe Bevan Dufty
October 05, 2010 in The Snitch
Man Makes Claim For Most Inept Alleged Drug Smuggler
October 05, 2010 in The Snitch
Michael Warner Charged With Torching Eight Outhouses
October 04, 2010 in The Snitch
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'Giants Baseball: Torture.' Can That Phrase Be Trademarked?
October 04, 2010 in The Snitch
Really, it just seems like the Giants' bats are broken...?Earlier this year, San Francisco Giants broadcaster Duane Kuiper -- who can't turn off the games when they become unwatchable --...
Warren Hellman's Hebrew Jacket Explained
October 04, 2010 in The Snitch
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First Date Turns Into Alleged DUI Demolition Derby (PICS)
October 04, 2010 in The Snitch
Uh, I had a lovely night, too...?Bernal Heights residents were witnesses to a first date gone horribly awry Friday, as a woman drove past her suitor -- and into more...
USC Owns 'SC' Logo: Supreme Court
October 04, 2010 in The Snitch
Horacio Toure, World's Unluckiest Accused iPhone Thief, On Trial
October 04, 2010 in The Snitch
Fiona Ma Tweets About 'Wrecked Rectum'
October 04, 2010 in The Snitch
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Tim Lincecum Says 'F*ck' On Live TV -- A Giants Tradition
October 04, 2010 in The Snitch
The more things change...?Giants ace Tim Lincecum answering "fuck yeah!" on live TV when he was asked if he was ready to be doused in champagne was many things. Was...
Outhouse Arsonist Strikes -- Arrest Made
October 04, 2010 in The Snitch
Dave Dravecky Spotted in San Francisco
October 01, 2010 in The Snitch
Damir Shalako, Rape Suspect With Tattooed Face, Is Arrested
October 01, 2010 in The Snitch
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California Marijuana Laws Now Nation's Most Liberal
October 01, 2010 in The Snitch
Your governor, in action?After Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger affixed his signature on a Sen. Mark Leno-authored bill yesterday, California's marijuana policy became the nation's most progressive, pot activists tell SF Weekly....
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Only In SF: Theresa Sparks, Transgender Former Sex Toy Exec, 'Conservative' Candidate
October 01, 2010 in The Snitch
??"Only in San Francisco" is a phrase all too often employed to belittle our city's good intentions as it establishes bond financing to pave the road to hell. And yet,...
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Muni Drops 25-Cent Clipper Card Fee -- Could Cost System $1 Million
October 01, 2010 in The Snitch
What are you doing, Dave? ?When SF Weekly earlier asked Muni why users of its new temporary Clipper cards were assessed a 25-cent surcharge -- which looked an awful lot...
Earthquake Fails to Level L.A. -- Man Now Claims It'll Happen Today
October 01, 2010 in The Snitch
15,000 Marijuana Plants Discovered in Cornfield
October 01, 2010 in The Snitch
